I'm Derek!
I post lots of stuff!
Random crap. Color guard. WGI. Dance. Boys. Spongebob. Anime. Video games.
And other stuff too!
Come be my friend! :)
Oh and feel free to call me Derk too.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
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how to pay bills
- get bill
- ??????????
- i have to pay the?? money
- get th money
- >???? where do i put it
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis